Early Monday morning, former Leaf Eddie Belfour was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence. Belfour was reportedly kicking his feet and refusing to put his hands behind his back for cuffing.

I think that Belfour wasn't refusing to put his hands behind his back for cuffing, he was trying to reach into his pocket to pull out a billion dollar check to offer as a bribe to get out the arrest.

By the way Eddie, nice shirt.